weird

  • Book Club with the Muppets

    What sugar before bed will do to you.

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  • Egyptian Adventures

    Egyptian Adventures

    I at least wish I had the excuse that I was on mushrooms, but I just have weird dreams.

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  • Lady Gaga’s Entourage

    Lady Gaga’s Entourage

    A dream I had a few years back – it’s still so vivid. I also really want pasta now.

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  • Tissue Paper Attacks!

    Tissue Paper Attacks!

    Everyone around me continues to barricade the windows and padlock the doors. Curiously, they are most concerned with stuffing towels into every crack and crevice they find. I stand there watching them in wonderment. “Okay, we must be trying to keep something out. A gas??” Someone looks back at my frozen self, “What are you

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  • The Married Life with Gene Hackman

    It’s not everyday you dream of being married to Gene Hackman.

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  • This Is Why I Don’t Do Drugs

    I imagine if I were to ever take drugs, I’d have similar visions that come alive in my dreams. This is why I don’t do drugs.  During my childhood, my Mom had always enjoyed having life-sized dolls placed in various rooms. They would either be sitting innocently on armchairs or creepily standing in corners. I’m

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  • Tug of War

    Tug of War

    It was a shabby apartment, but that isn’t why I left him. I looked around our small studio and stared at the once vibrant paisley wallpaper. Now faded and torn, it exposed a dirty green wall that probably once lit up this room with the sunlight. I imagine it became dull quite quickly. I looked

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  • Let’s do the Time Warp Again

    Her mother hired me. She was a put-together woman- successful, polished, proper and kind. I met the Father once. He seemed sweet but then again, I only saw him that one time. I approached their massive and elegant house the first day, looking for the side door they said I could enter. Their Airbnb guests

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  • Thanks For Helping, But Not Really

    All I could hear, all I wanted to hear, were my feet pounding against the pavement. I gulped in air as the stitch in my side was threatening to crumple me and my heart was preparing to burst. I finally reached the high school and looked for a loose board. Found two. Although stained red,

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  • A Not-So Grandma Adventure

    Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house we go. The cart knows the way to carry the prey that try to hold onto their souls. Grandma has been kidnapped, and we need to save her. What do we know so far? She has been kidnapped by a demon, dragged to hell, and

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