The Real Life

  • What I Think About This Face Stuff

    Yes, I know this is not a typical post- but I have a lot of sides to me ranging from a deeply insightful and creative individual to a very basic consumerist. I encourage you to embrace all your sides!

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  • When I Grow Up

    When I Grow Up

    “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

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  • A Letter to a Lost Friend

    Dear Friend, It’s been a hot minute, hasn’t it? Someone reminded me of you earlier and I thought I would reach out. Our friendship did end somewhat abruptly. Why was that? We met when we were 10 years old. I was a new student, entering the 5th grade, and understandably very shy. The teacher sat…

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  • For the Fright of it All

    For the Fright of it All

    Why do ghost stories still scare me? I know they aren’t real. Still, I psych myself out at the most random moments. For instance, I’ll simply be washing my hands in the bathroom. Then from the corner of my eye, I could have sworn I saw the shower curtain move. I stare at it hard,…

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  • Two Thousand Twenty

    Two Thousand Twenty

    But first, we need to finish two thousand nineteen. Doesn’t it give you the chills? We’re only 19 years into the the 21st century – we’re such babies! In less than a year we will be in the 20s again. Just like some people back in 1919 thought, and in 1819, and in 1719, and…

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  • The Best Kind of Christmas

    The Best Kind of Christmas

    This year, Christmas included watching Friday the 13th, a cartoon about agnosticism, baking usual and unusual Christmas cookies, and of course, more Costco. Christmas with my family is never disappointing. I think it mainly stems from the joy we gain in spending time with each other. However, after too much time with them, you do…

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  • The Best of Modern Human Culture

    Don’t know what to write about? You should try out writing prompts. Sure, it might turn into a rant (see below), but at least it gets you to write. NASA is building a new Voyager spacecraft that will carry the best of modern human culture. What belongs onboard? The best of modern human culture? First…

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  • Wisdom Teeth, Be Gone!

    Wisdom Teeth, Be Gone!

    Today I had my wisdom teeth removed.  I know, you’re thinking, “You JUST got these removed?” I feel like everyone had them removed back in high school, but I just had to be special and wait until after I turned 30. Honestly, I just didn’t want to spend the money. But being that my wisdom…

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  • Do You Know How Trees Work?

    Reading is not for everyone.   In fact, I think my Dad has read one novel in his life. He may argue he’s read more, but that’s if you count Arnold Schwarzenegger’s workout guides. Hey, I wasn’t always a reader either. Up until the second grade, I think most of my teachers didn’t think I could…

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  • Stranger in the Dark

    Stranger in the Dark

    This story is not about being a hero, but it’s the truth. A couple years ago, I tried catching up with “The Walking Dead”. I was just finishing up season 3 when I decided to spend the weekend at my Dad’s. His little secluded house is in a town called Beach Park where, despite its…

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